i cannot believe it. i am shrek
i used to rly like taking personality tests but now its like. nothing feels like me anymore :///////
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
i remember playing game dev tycoon and my best selling game of all time ((50 million copies 11/10 get out)) was a fashion rpg for the iphone ((i was trying out random combos so i could fill in all of the hints)) and at the time i was like. what the fuck who would play a fashion rpg then i realized
kim figured it out
how do ppl. like eridan he literally embodies all the nice guy bullshit that everyone on tumblr is sooooo against like the first time we meet him he complains that feferi has moirailzoned him and then when he gets rejected he like. commits mass murder